Det snabbaste du vet?

En arbetsgivare tog in fyra personer på anställningsintervju. Han tänkte göra en lite annorlunda intervju så han ställde bara en fråga. Han sa:

- Vad är det snabbaste ni vet?

Den förste tänkte en stund och så svarade han:

- Det måste vara tanken. Plötsligt poppar den upp från ingenstans.

Arbetsgivaren antecknade och vände sig till den andre. Han tänkte också efter innan han svarade:

- Jag tror att en blinkning är det snabbaste som finns. Den är ju över i samma sekund som den den börjar.

Fler anteckningar. Den tredje:

- Jag tror på ljuset. Om man går in i ett mörkt rum och trycker på ljusknappen så badar rummet i ljus samma stund som man trycker.

Arbetsgivaren antecknade och tyckte detta svar var mycket intressant eftersom han också ansåg ljuset var det snabbaste som fanns, men han var ändå tvungen att fråga den fjärde personen om vad han ansåg. Han svarade:

- Diarré.

- Va?

- Jo, häromdagen körde det till mig i magen och jag var tvungen att rusa på toaletten, men jag hann varken tänka, blinka eller tända ljuset innan jag sket ner mig.

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